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"Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars
and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?" |
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"Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss." |
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"Capital punishment:
The income tax." |
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"The point to remember is that what the government gives it must first take away." |
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"Death and taxes may be inevitable, but they shouldn't be related." |
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"Thinking is one thing
no-one
has ever been able to tax." |
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"The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government." |
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"A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something right." |
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"The politicians say
"we" can't afford a tax cut. Maybe we can't afford the politicians." |
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"Did you ever notice that when you put the words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells "THEIRS?" |
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"Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one
for which you can get an automatic extension." |
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"You don't pay taxes,
they are taken." |
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"Governments in high-tax countries have constructed a regulatory framework which reduces both risk and reward, so that investors in search of high returns are more or less obliged to look offshore." |
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"Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund." |
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We trust they amused you...
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